The Attack has featured many recurring characters.

Name Played by Description First Appearance
Gerard Deparjew Yaniv Fituci World-famous slam poet 17: Attack Morning Show
Don Lasagna Kevin Pereira Rude Italian chef 105: Revenge of Don Lasagna
Dr. Butts Corrado Caretto Alcoholic doctor 121: Evanne's Revenge
The Yeti Joey Thimian Mischievous beast Stack-up charity stream
Dynfeld Jeremy Hache Trump-supporting dinosaur 204: Seinfeld Socker Boppers and Girl Fights
Negative Nelly Randy Baptista Dancing Hypeman 238: Where's Poochy?!
Princess Hotdog Coral Frederick Stagehand 282: Cap'n Cram'n