Gerard Deparjew is a recurring character on The Attack. He is a world-famous slam poet who joins the show via satellite feed to improvise a short poem for the show's new subscribers and patrons. His poems are often overtly sexual in nature, and his "signature move" is diving out of frame at the end of each poem (with varying degrees of success at actually clearing the frame).
His cousin Coq Dinglebrie, who looks exactly like him, appeared on Attack Episode 48.
He is featured in the attkYaniv emote.
He is played by Yaniv Fituci.
List of Attack appearances Edit
|17||Attack Morning Show|
|100||One Hundredth Episode|
|114||An Attack Xmas|
|200||Sara Underwood Snapchats Alex|