"I can't cum if you don't spit in my mouth!"
The Attack episode 126 aired on 3 February 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.
Los laid down the law early and often. Evanne flirted with Alex even more than usual.
Evanne said she wished she had the superpower of going "BLBLBL" and chocolate would appear.
Alex showed off the new Siri "Best Friend" update. It was terrible at answering questions but great at distracting people with dank memes.
Yaniv choked on a potato chip and died, but Dr. Butts revived him with mouth-to-meatball-to-mouth resuscitation.
Alex somehow made shadow puppets that stabbed Evanne and shot Yaniv dead. Then the shadow of a beautiful woman came by and showed Alex a good time. When the lights came back up, we could see that the woman was actually Big Mike G.
In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed
- Circuit City is back from the dead.
- Hearthstone splitting into 2 different modes, including a "standard" mode that will only allow cards released in the last 2 years
- Samsung Galaxy S7 announcement on February 21, but leaks are out.
The show was sponsored by Loot Crate. LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT.
Monkeyboy sent Alex and Liz a bag of dicks. TPOTSWIC followed, and Liz joined them wearing some sort of animal skin hat thing.