"What happens when horse girls get so obsessed with horses that not even a real horse will do?"
"Make a skin suit!"
The Attack episode 273 aired on 7 July 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby. This was the first episode shot and produced for television on D|XP.
Alex and Erin told some bad pun jokes that ended with them being sad that the show might fail on TV. Sad Clown Jason made a reappearance.
Hobby horse instructor "Tammy Tates" showed off her skills until she broke her leg and had to be put down.
Inspired by a Pile video (dubbed the Winner of the Web), Alex and Erin competed in a Nerves of Steel Host Showdown (kicked off by Josh with a trumpet). Each had to face their fears while wearing a heart monitor: Erin had to hold bugs and Alex had to endure shocks from a stun gun. Alex's heart rate rose less than Erin's did, so he was declared the winner!
A mock commercial for the Zelda Shield Surfer was played.
A preproduced package was shown, featuring an eight-foot rocket-powered fidget spinner (which was of course constructed by Joe Corea).
The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.