"I......... AM........ HE........ WHO........ CRUSHES."
The Attack episode 148 aired on 4 April 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann.
Alex busted out some impromptu breakdancing moves. It was sad.
Alex got a job at Jimmy Jambi's and trained Evanne to work there too. The job involved throwing sub toppings at Jimmy Jambi's (Mike Rotondo) mouth as fast as possible. Jiambi appeared pleased with the order, but suffocated and died when they got to the ketchup and mustard. Globie also died because Alex forgot to feed him.
Alex showed videos of a guy crushing things with a hydraulic press, including a bunch of fruit. Corrado was unimpressed. In a "Can Corrado Crush It" segment, he bested the hydraulic press by crushing a bunch of fruit in under a minute.
In a segment called ESP-Orts, Alex discussed the CS:GO finals in Columbus, mispronounced eSports terms and engaged in shameless product placement.
In The Rundown, Alex and Evanne discussed:
- Oculus Terms of Service released, and people are mad
- Leaked footage of Mass Effect: Andromeda
- Tesla Model 3 preorders opened
Alex showed off the features of his new invention, the Attack Model 3, and announced that if someone donates $1000 he will send it to them.
The show closed out with TPOTSWIC.