"It's mammals. Mammals. We are mammals, but we have two legs. Are we the only mammal with two legs?"
The Attack episode 248 aired on 3 March 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.
On Front Page that morning Kevin said he was going to give Erin a Nintendo Switch, but she was late to work because she was sick. Kevin told Alex he could decide the Switch's fate.
At the beginning of the show, Alex revealed the running donation incentive: Save or Smash the Switch. Viewers could donate on either side, and if the difference between the two ever reached $1000 then that side would win.
Joey presented a Techamendations review of the Nintendo Switch.
In a new segment called "Jason Explains," Jason explained his conspiracy-laden thoughts on nutrition.
The show was sponsored by Creature Quest.
Nick presented another fake Attack On Breath of the Wild review. This time, because he was so tired from his 18-hour marathon Let's Play of the game the previous day, he simply pressed a red button that showed an "It's Good" graphic on screen.
Streams of the Week featured:
- Hi5ToSafety, who accidentally knocked all of his streaming gear onto the floor while celebrating
- Jaxerie, for not knowing the word "data"
- ESL CSGO B, who lost their spectator access to the game at a very inopportune time
The donation incentive reached a definitive "smash" and the Switch met the business end of a table saw and a sledgehammer! Then Alex revealed that the Switch they smashed was not Erin's and they gave her a new one.
The show ended with TPOTSWIC and a Switch subscriber giveaway!