#Pray4DynfeldThe Attack episode 269 aired on 21 April 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.
After showing clips from xalikah's 47-hour 100% Breath of the Wild speedrun, Alex announced that they would attempt to speedrun The Attack! They completed a whole show including teases, intro, carnival barking, Pile, character bit (Yaniv as Link), Attack On, Streams of the Week, and special effect (Yaniv's crotch catching on fire) in 1:21. It was not quite enough for a world record, but at least Erin got to give Yaniv a skin graft.
The show was sponsored by Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War 3.
Kevin's parents, Elder and Barbara Pereira, visited the set once again and played the Newlywed.... ahem Barelywed Game against Alex and Erin. Kevin hosted the game and we all learned too much about everyone involved. In an Attack Classics segment, we saw Elder and Barbara watching VR Porn from Episode 134.
Streams of the Week featured:
- Dig_Douglas, whose teammate hit him with a grenade in PUBG
- LowFlyingGoat, who was oddly prescient about his Crash Bandicoot speedrun ending
- Hungrybox, who got trolled by a sign while playing Geoguessr
Alex and Erin played Geoguessr and Erin once again showed her geography deficiency.
A special TPOTSWIC followed, featuring questions for Elder and Barbara!
Barbara's powers of persuasion were so strong that the sub goal was reached for the first time in several weeks, causing Dynfeld to come out to thank everyone! Dynfeld was in rough shape from disuse and literally fell off of his wall. The show ended as the staff huddled around him in shock.