"I'm talking about a penis, for sure."
The Attack episode 247 aired on 1 March 2017. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Erin Steeby.
Alex and Erin teased their new Patreon exclusive show "After Hours with Alex and Erin," an Attack aftershow.
Morgan Jay stopped by the studio and played some of the music that he "wrote for Breath of the Wild." The songs were quite inappropriate, as per usual with Morgan's music. Erin did Nintendo Switch-related ASMR and Alex was at a Full 7 over it.
The show was sponsored by SeeSo (promo code "Attack").
Morgan played more music, and then revealed it was a bamboozle and that he did not in fact write any music for Zelda and just wanted to stop by the studio and see everyone.
Nick presented a fake Attack On Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild review. This was a day before the global embargo on reviewing the game was lifted, and the "review" showed footage of Skyrim with Zelda-related mods (and other mods) installed. Nick was killed by Nintendo for breaking the embargo and Joey took his place to plug the Spitting Game episode that was happening after the show.
Hot n' Streamy featured:
- TheMexicanRunner, who successfully completed the tunnel section of NES Battletoads blindfolded.
Intern Alejandro offered to act as a chair for Erin to sit on because she was quite sick for this episode, but she declined.
- the nVidia conference, whose Twitch stream was very choppy right when they were trying to show off how smooth the new 1080ti rendering was
- NotLacari, who was very triggered when stream snipers making fun of his baldness
- Hyphonix, who did a bit of Blue Man Group cosplay
Alex and Erin thanked the following for Amazon Wish List items in Hey, Thanks:
- Cammy5128, for an HDMI to SDI converter and a box of cookies
- MokkaBean, for Red Flags and Wits and Wagers for LDIOTT, and a big book of Planets for Erin
The show ended with TPOTSWIC.