"She's got the cricket in her, she's hoppy!"
The Attack episode 117 aired on 8 January 2016. It was hosted by Alex Corea and Evanne Friedmann. Los was out sick so Kevin was running the board for the show. Kevin created lots of new graphics.

The show was sponsored by Razer, who donated a mouse and headset for a giveaway.

Chef Dusty Clams (Kevin) came by the set to show off some recipes, but his ineptitude and camera-shyness, and 'Nam flashbacks led him to forcefeed Alex a piece of burnt toast with mayonnaise and hair on it, a "power shake" featuring raw eggs, shortening, and dirt, and a concoction that included freezedried crickets and mealworms. Alex vomited. A lot.


We learned all about Evanne's crippling fear of crickets. Evanne avoided a forcefeeding of crickets by running away screaming "Fuck you!" After pressure from chat and a huge donation from TheXin1, she voluntarily ate a cricket.

Alex shouted out JBoyTheGreat for making an Attack-themed Pip Boy mod for Fallout 4.

The Rundown Edit

Blythe presented.

  • Marc Laidlaw left Valve, Half Life 3 NOT confirmed
  • Dell creating Oculus Rift PC bundles
  • Razer showed a new webcam that will key out your background without a green screen
  • PDP announced an Xbox controller that charges in 60 seconds

Alex told Evanne he was tired of her sexual dry spell interfering with her work, so he designed a segment to end it called 7 Minutes in Evanne, a "Dating Game" clone. Suitor number 1 was Big Mike G and Suitor number 2 was Alex. After all the questions, chat voted on the winner, but the numbers said that Suitors 1 and 2 would go on a date of their own! Mike G carried Alex off to the VO booth, where they made a beautiful connection. Evanne tried to ask Alex out before he was off the market forever, and the episode ended on a cliffhanger.

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